I am easily the funniest dogs in Disley because I get all
the people jokes, except knock knock jokes; they just make me think someone’s
at the door and so I have to bark at an empty doorstep and peer out the window
for a solid five minutes. My favourite
joke is: What do you get if you cross a
dog with a lion?
A really scared postman!
(I need to get a friend lion)
People think dressing up is funny though, which I don’t
understand. Dave and Louise were being
very silly and made me join in the other day wearing silly costumes and took
photos to send Helen. I only let them
because I like Helen, and she sent back pictures of herself with masks on, at
least I think it was her.
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| Ricky Cool |
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| Pretty Ricky (I'm too butch to be pretty, silly Dave) |
This weekend we have lots and lots of visitors. Dave’s Mum and Dad are coming, and his
brother, and his sister-in-paw (they must hold hands a lot). They have two kids too. I hope they like dogs, because I don’t like
it when children pull my whiskers or jump on me. Dave says he’ll tell them to be nice to me, which
is good because most people don’t speak dog like Dave does. He’s like a dog whisperer except louder. A dog speaker. A dog teller off-er. He just talks to me, I don’t think there’s a
name for him, except Dave.
