Birthdays are confusing

Yesterday was Louise's birthday and today is Dave's birthday.  I am a big fan of birthdays as it usually means more food around but it's very confusing when there's so many together.  For Louise's birthday yesterday we went to the pub, which was not that unusual but it was very nice.  Dave let me sit on his lap because I like cuddles.  I'm not quite as sure about kisses but Dave was in a very good mood so I didn't mind.

Kisses with Dave, I think he was happy because of the beer

Lois was there too with Samuel, Stephen and Helen.  She was eating special crisps called prawn crackers which you get from a place that makes all the Chinese food for people in Disley.  I don't like prawns after this time I found something I thought would be yummy in the bin which turned out to be something called prawn curry, which is NOT a good food for dogs, but prawn crackers are nice.  I made sure Lois didn't make a mess by eating the crumbs.

Helping with the prawn crackers

Tonight we are going to see Martin at the White Lion and do something called a quiz.  He asks questions and we answer them.  I am easily the cleverest dog in Disley, being the only one that can write a dog blog, so I am quietly confident I will win without any help from Dave and Louise.

Sunshine, and I'm back

Louise has been very slack on writing my blog for me, I think she went to sleep for the winter.  I don't blame her I like to sleep too.  Today I have slept everywhere; my bed, their bed, the floor, the sofa, Dave's lap.  

It's a sunny day in Disley today, which is why I know it's spring or summer - I don't know what date they all start, I find calenders confusing.  I have been outside.  Ollie, next door's mean cat is staring down at me again, and Louise is telling me I'm not allowed to bark at him.  Joke's on him though.  He doesn't realise he's sitting on a wheelie bin, which is somewhere they put food that's too bad to eat, and then it gets pulled away.  It doesn't smell nice, so Ollie will stink too, whereas I'm the nicest smelling dogs in Disley.  I'm going to tell him.

Ollie smells

We're going out for Sunday Lunch soon, which is just lunch on a Sunday.  This is good news, as I usually get food too, and everyone comes to the pub to see me.  I hope I see Lois and Samuel, they share their crispies with me (which is what little people call crisps.)