Dave won't share

Dave loves watching football and so do I, but he likes playing a football game on his lap computer too. It's when you pretend you run a football team, which sounds like fun but Dave won't let me play. I told on him for not sharing (it's good to share) but Louise says dogs don't usually play computer games as they can't type with paws. I'm smarter than your average dog and my little paws are clean so I might ask Dave again. I wonder if football managers play games where they pretend to be a bus driver.

My turn?