The best BBQ in Cheshire except for trampolines - they are not for dogs

I was very excited to go round Samuel and Lois's last night (Stephen and Helen live there too, kids can't live alone just like dogs can't.)  Stephen cooked a barbie queue for us, although because the shop gave it to him in a box he had to build it first.  He took some time so while I was waiting for my sausages to be ready I watched Samuel jump up and down on something called a trampoline.  It is something that helps you jump higher, I'm not sure why but Samuel loved it.  He let me go on it too but the floor didn't feel right under my paws so I got off again, they are definitely not for dogs.

Trampolines - not for dogs

Samuel and Lois are two of my best friends in Disley and so I thought Louise should take a photo of us all on her clever phone, but it didn't go very well.  The sun was in Samuel's eyes which he didn't like and Lois, because she's only a baby, didn't really understand that she had to sit still, even though I explained it quite clearly; maybe she doesn't speak dog.  She was more interested in drinking her drink.  To be fair I think Louise and Helen were too.  A bird kept distracting me as well, so I gave up in the end. That bird was plotting something and needed monitoring.  Birds in Cheshire are sneaky, you should see the ducks on Disley canal.  They are mean mean mean. 

I see a bird, it's looking at me, why is it looking at me?

The sun in everyone's eyes, where is that bird going, what is it plotting?

The bird has completely ruined the moment; Samuel celebrates as I give up and Lois continues with her drink.

Overall, it was a great night; I ate burger, sausage, chicken (but not the bones as they make dogs poorly) Pringles, cheese and bread that Helen calls muffins that are really buns.  Louise says Helen calls them muffins because she is a monkey from 'The North'.  Cheshire is in 'The North' which is where we live because you get gravy with everything and pubs serve dog biscuits.

Disley Dog vs Disley Ducks - I will be victorious

The ducks at the canal in Disley are being especially mean to me at the moment and I'm worried that Dave thinks they're pushing me around.  Dave is very big and strong; no one pushes him around and I was to be just like him except with 4 legs, because I like having 4 legs.  To show him how big and strong I am I chased and barked at them and Dave filmed me on his cleverphone, which is like having your picture taken lots and lots of times so fast that you look like you're moving on the screen.  It's very clever and Dave is very clever for being able to do that.

Me and Dave have the same colour hair, which is ginger, so we're alike like that too as well as being big and strong and clever.  I can't work a phone camera like Dave can but I can work a pedal bin, which is where Louise keeps the spare food.  She gets a little cross when I go in the pedal bin but I hate to see food wasted!